He likes edging + edging and overstimulation & will definitely give you lil shocks if you’re ok with it
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He also likes marking you anyway he can it strokes his pride seeing your skin scratched & bruised because of him. Tug on his blond locks and he’ll make the sexiest sound while frantically thrusting up into you. Ooh, he’s got lots~ Hair pulling, for one. If he’s feeling a lil shameless, he’ll send you pics/videos & invite you to join in too. There’s just less pressure for the whole thingīoy jerks off a lot. He’s not really romantic, and would rather have a fwb thing instead of a romantic partner. Like I said before, he tends to prefer lazy, casual sex over all else. I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) He’s too lazy to groom himself often, so it can end up getting pretty messy, but he usually won’t let it get out of hand completely H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Sometimes likes making dirty jokes just cause he can he’s real classy Might start off a little goofy at first but eventually gets more serious as things get heated. G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) He’ll stare at your chest before eventually getting so horny he can’t help but grasp your thighs and fuck up into you like the depraved bastard he is He can be pretty lazy & you riding him gives him the perfect opportunity to lay back and watch you do all the work.
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Knows what he’s doing & how to maneuver his way around another body, but he sometimes does get a bit unintentionally awkward just cause of who he is as a person lmaoį = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. It’s best not to ask where those stains came from, just be thankful you got them back 😅Į = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) Might steal your bra or panties and masturbate to them. Drives him nuts every timeĭ = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) Bonus points if you bring it up to your mouth and lick it clean. Your chest, face, thighs, ass-anywhere, really. He also fucking loves thighs too and I mean who doesn’t, right?Ĭ = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) Big titties, small titties, medium titties doesn’t matter to him. Always playing games means he’s got dextrous fingers perfect for coaxing all those pretty sounds from you If it doesn’t count though, he’s also proud of his hands. Is hair a body part? Idk, but he’s fond of his dirty blond locks. He just likes to vibe afterwards, yknow? Maybe cuddle a bit next to you as he starts playing a gameī = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partners’) Usually won’t get up for a towel unless you ask him to. Happy Valentine’s day yall!! Hope you’re getting your fill of smut around the internet )Īnd also THANK YOU for not only 400 followers but 420!! 😏😏 I’m thinkin about doing a fic giveaway at 500 if anyone’s interested ^~^Ī = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
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